• Show my installed programs
• Search my local files
• Provide access to system settings

Here is a list of things I do not want the Start Menu to do:

• Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure
• Show tabloid headlines
• Show programs I don't have installed
• Search the web via Bing
• Show adverts(!)
• Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM

Thanks.